LABOTOMIST
Goelene "I always wanted to be a Labotomist"
Garth "…I think you mean Botanist Goelene"
HEADLESS CHICKEN
Goelene "Urgh, I've had such a busy day, I've been running round like a hairless chicken!"
FIRM
Goelene "Is a firm toothbrush soft or hard?"
Garth "…hard Goelene… definitely hard"
MFI
Goelene "Oh look!"
Garth "what?"
Goelene "it's the MFI building"
Garth "that's the MI5 building Goelene"
LEAVES
Goelene "Hey! Where have all the leaves come from?!"
Garth "from the tree Goelene"
Goelene "…but… there aren't any leaves on the tree"
Garth "…"
EYELASHES
Goelene "Garthy?"
Garth "yes?"
Goelene "do birds have eyelashes?"
Garth "honestly… I have no idea"
SEA MONKEYS
Goelene "oh!"
Garth "what?"
Goelene "they're not actually monkeys!"
Garth *sigh*
EGGS
Goelene "Garth?"
Garth "yes Goelene?"
Goelene "is two eggs per person 4 eggs?"
Garth "for you and me?"
Goelene "yeah"
Garth "then yes… it is"
DANNY LONG LEGS
Goelene "ARGH, A DANNY LONG LEGS"
Garth "Danny?!"
Goelene "yeah Danny… why?"
TANTALISER
Goelene "Would you like to use the hand tantaliser?"
Garth "…sanitiser?"
Goelene "yeah that"
YODEL
Goelene "Vikki?"
Vikki "yes Goelene?"
Goelene "shall I bring my yodel for the fruit punch?"
Vikki "I think you mean 'ladle' Goelene"
BABY LAMB
Goelene "Garth?"
Garth "yeah?"
Goelene "what's baby lamb called?"
Garth "baby lamb? technically a foetus"
CLOUDS
Goelene "Garth…?"
Garth "yeah?"
Goelene "why is it always sunny above the clouds?"
Garth "because the sun's above the clouds"
CAPRICORN
Goelene "Garth?"
Garth "yes Goelene?"
Goelene "is Capricorn a vegetable?"
Garth "err not quite…"
HAGGIS
Goelene "Garth?"
Garth "yes?"
Goelene "is Haggis a type of fish?"
Garth "…"
CRANIUM
Goelene "Garth?"
Garth "Yes?"
Goelene "does Cranium mean Earth?"
Garth "err no… it does not"
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Incontinent Prawn Fish is a break from my usual motion graphics work. It's an instagram account of weird illustrations and animations inspired by the hilarious things my wife Goelene says (pronounced Jo-leen). Sometimes the words bypass the brain before they reach the mouth, other times it's just Goelene being Goelene. Follow the silliness on Instagram here.