LABOTOMIST
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Goelene "I always wanted to be a Labotomist"
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Garth "…I think you mean Botanist Goelene"
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HEADLESS CHICKEN
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Goelene "Urgh, I've had such a busy day, I've been running round like a hairless chicken!"
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FIRM
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Goelene "Is a firm toothbrush soft or hard?"
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Garth "…hard Goelene… definitely hard"
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MFI
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Goelene "Oh look!"
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Garth "what?"
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Goelene "it's the MFI building"
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Garth "that's the MI5 building Goelene"
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LEAVES
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Goelene "Hey! Where have all the leaves come from?!"
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Garth "from the tree Goelene"
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Goelene "…but… there aren't any leaves on the tree"
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Garth "…"
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EYELASHES
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Goelene "Garthy?"
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Garth "yes?"
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Goelene "do birds have eyelashes?"
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Garth "honestly… I have no idea"
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SEA MONKEYS
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Goelene "oh!"
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Garth "what?"
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Goelene "they're not actually monkeys!"
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Garth *sigh*
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EGGS
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Goelene "Garth?"
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Garth "yes Goelene?"
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Goelene "is two eggs per person 4 eggs?"
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Garth "for you and me?"
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Goelene "yeah"
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Garth "then yes… it is"
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DANNY LONG LEGS
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Goelene "ARGH, A DANNY LONG LEGS"
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Garth "Danny?!"
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Goelene "yeah Danny… why?"
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TANTALISER
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Goelene "Would you like to use the hand tantaliser?"
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Garth "…sanitiser?"
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Goelene "yeah that"
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YODEL
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Goelene "Vikki?"
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Vikki "yes Goelene?"
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Goelene "shall I bring my yodel for the fruit punch?"
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Vikki "I think you mean 'ladle' Goelene"
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BABY LAMB
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Goelene "Garth?"
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Garth "yeah?"
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Goelene "what's baby lamb called?"
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Garth "baby lamb? technically a foetus"
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CLOUDS
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Goelene "Garth…?"
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Garth "yeah?"
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Goelene "why is it always sunny above the clouds?"
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Garth "because the sun's above the clouds"
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CAPRICORN
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Goelene "Garth?"
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Garth "yes Goelene?"
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Goelene "is Capricorn a vegetable?"
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Garth "err not quite…"
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HAGGIS
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Goelene "Garth?"
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Garth "yes?"
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Goelene "is Haggis a type of fish?"
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Garth "…"
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CRANIUM
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Goelene "Garth?"
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Garth "Yes?"
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Goelene "does Cranium mean Earth?"
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Garth "err no… it does not"
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Follow @incontinentprawnfish on Instagram
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Incontinent Prawn Fish is a break from my usual motion graphics work. It's an instagram account of weird illustrations and animations inspired by the hilarious things my wife Goelene says (pronounced Jo-leen). Sometimes the words bypass the brain before they reach the mouth, other times it's just Goelene being Goelene. Follow the silliness on Instagram here.