HEADLESS CHICKEN

 

Goelene "Urgh, I've had such a busy day, I've been running round like a hairless chicken!"

FIRM

 

Goelene "Is a firm toothbrush soft or hard?"

Garth "…hard Goelene… definitely hard"

MFI

 

Goelene "Oh look!"

Garth "what?"

Goelene "it's the MFI building"

Garth "that's the MI5 building Goelene"

LEAVES

 

Goelene "Hey! Where have all the leaves come from?!"

Garth "from the tree Goelene"

Goelene "…but… there aren't any leaves on the tree"

Garth "…"

EYELASHES

 

Goelene "Garthy?"

Garth "yes?"

Goelene "do birds have eyelashes?"

Garth "honestly… I have no idea"

SEA MONKEYS

 

Goelene "oh!"

Garth "what?"

Goelene "they're not actually monkeys!"

Garth *sigh*

EGGS

 

Goelene "Garth?"

Garth "yes Goelene?"

Goelene "is two eggs per person 4 eggs?"

Garth "for you and me?"

Goelene "yeah"

Garth "then yes… it is"

TANTALISER

 

Goelene "Would you like to use the hand tantaliser?"

Garth "…sanitiser?"

Goelene "yeah that"

YODEL

 

Goelene "Vikki?"

Vikki "yes Goelene?"

Goelene "shall I bring my yodel for the fruit punch?"

Vikki "I think you mean 'ladle' Goelene"

BABY LAMB

 

Goelene "Garth?"

Garth "yeah?"

Goelene "what's baby lamb called?"

Garth "baby lamb? technically a foetus"

CLOUDS

 

Goelene "Garth…?"

Garth "yeah?"

Goelene "why is it always sunny above the clouds?"

Garth "because the sun's above the clouds"

CAPRICORN

 

Goelene "Garth?"

Garth "yes Goelene?"

Goelene "is Capricorn a vegetable?"

Garth "err not quite…"

HAGGIS

 

Goelene "Garth?"

Garth "yes?"

Goelene "is Haggis a type of fish?"

Garth "…"

CRANIUM

 

Goelene "Garth?"

Garth "Yes?"

Goelene "does Cranium mean Earth?"

Garth "err no… it does not"

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Incontinent Prawn Fish is a break from my usual motion graphics work. It's an instagram account of weird illustrations and animations inspired by the hilarious things my wife Goelene says (pronounced Jo-leen). Sometimes the words bypass the brain before they reach the mouth, other times it's just Goelene being Goelene. Follow the silliness on Instagram here.

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